everything I do is performance art
word on the street is paige has butt pics
I want in on the action
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matt fucking helders? no way
WAY. I wonder if I could get into their wedding as a +1
SO I TWEETED ABOUT ARCTIC MONKEYS AND MY FRIEND FROM HIGH SCHOOL WAS LIKE “OH MY COUSIN IS ENGAGED TO THE DRUMMER!” I’M LIKE WOAH BACK THE FUCK UP
I am forcing my boyfriend to make out with me to do I wanna know I dont care what he says
*puts on sunglasses*
*lights up a joint*
*slams cute boy into wall and makes out w them furiously*
*sashays away to the tune of do i wanna know*